Currently eating Rice Krispies Treats like an obese motherfucker.
Seriously can't stop shoveling these into my mouth. It's better than homemade. Years ago, my mom delved into making these after being drafted by the PTA for my 3rd grade sister's class snack. She probably took Rice Krispies and marshmallows as fucked up 쌀 and 떡. I vividly remember my mom throwing the Krispies, butter, and marshmallows into a pot on high and mixing the gargantuan mess with chopsticks, as if in the end, we could plate and garnish it with some 파 to make it all better. That pot was ruined...therefore we still have it and use it religiously. The Brillo pad is life's "Undo."
Afterwards, mother seemed to take a liking to these treats and thought it'd be perfectly fine to do the same with every possible cereal we bought. Meaning Cheerio Treats. Smacks Treats. Apple Jacks Treats. Blasphemy. Somewhere along the way, she stopped and we moved into our frozen chicken nugget phase. But if someone made me a rock-hard brick of Corn Pops Treats, I'd probably take them as my new best friend. Gotta have my pops.
"That pot was ruined...therefore we still have it and use it religiously."
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AND WTF I LOVE THAT YOU TAGGED KOREAN MOTHER RICE KRISPIES TREATS WHO DOES THAT
Also, I finally understand my yearning to wear your skin after you die. To be fabulously dark-skinned, of course, but more so to go to your moms house and relive your awesome childhood.
hahaha ur mom is so cute. the idea is actually pretty interesting maybe i'll try..... hahaha
ReplyDeleteTHAT'S WHY you were the only person to laugh at the picture where I have a rice crispy treat wrapper stuck in my hair!!!
ReplyDeleteshit, i would eat ANYTHING that's melted together with butter and marshmallows...vulture eyeballs, possum tails, urinal cakes. I mean, they're called cakes for something, right?
i want your mom to come to my bachelorette party. and make me cocoa puffs treats.
lmao oppa
ReplyDeleteMmmmm, Manny knows I love my Rice Krispies Treats. He bought a box of 8 for me, and I ate 3 in one sitting. Why are they so addicting? Oh, have you tried making it with puffed rice and marshmallows? Amazing.
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