Day #6

Will attempt to do this in five minutes.

After the business (read: busy-ness) that was last week, today was dangerously calm. I'm not sure where my job falls on the busy-scale: anywhere from deadbeat consultant to Bear Sterns' bitch. But today was deadbeat consultant--a day of Facebook-ing, personal call-ing, 10% work-ing, and happy hour-ing.

Kumar and I gave each other the weekend update, aka "Hey good morning, how was your weekend. Well okay this is EVERYTHING I did in useless detail but we both have a case of the Mondays so let's just stall working as long as possib--shit I have a call now. Talk to you later!"

Best excerpt from sexual harassment training: "Melinda will not stop flirting with Steve, even after he asked her kindly to stop the unwelcome attention. She then proceeded to touch his crotch. Does this qualify as sexual harassment? T/F"