Three-Month Recap

Hello readers! Stalkers! Frenemies.

It's been a long time and we've consequently become distant Facebook friends, I know. Let's move past it and be friends again. Best. Friends. I'll give a quick recap of the past three months (aka a self-absorbed copout for a blog entry):

• July 2009 was warmer times with summer dreams finally coming to fruition after a season of rain in the Northeast. I went to Chicago, wined and dined, saw sights, drank dranks, and fell asleep at a post-bar-hopping meal. We can lather, rinse, and repeat for my trip to Boston. I also began the apartment search and had an Invisalign consultation. Stay tuned for more on these hot topics. *cue commercial break*
• Invisalign consultation told me what I expected and dreaded: braces for a year. But no no, wait, don't make that frowny face because it's a clear plastic tray that no one will ever notice! Unless they are looking at you within a four foot radius. Plus...there'th a thing in your mouthhhh! I opt against and learn to love the imperfections.
• I realize that I grind my teeth at night. Hunger? Bad dreams? Sexual frustration? The jury is still out but I've bought a cheap mouthguard from Target and have slept with it since. It is extremely awkward to sleep with a thing in your mouth.
• Yes....that's what she said.
• Upgrades: Moved into new apartment. Washer/dryer, central AC/heat, garage, balcony, absent landlady--tremendous upgrades. I also have upgraded phones from this to THIS. LOVE IT.
• I turn 23 and reflect on my first year out of college and on the East Coast. I've become a confrontational madman and almost ten pounds lighter. Texans need not worry though, apathy still holds a strong place in my heart for now.
• Visited good ole Dallas, where nothing changes except marital status. Then spent an extended weekend in Cancun, where I avoided swine flu but contracted Montezuma's Revenge. I've been pooping guacamole for the past four days. TMI?

Too long of an entry. Definitely TMI.